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><channel><title>Sumit Chachra&#039;s Blog &#187; Funny</title> <atom:link href="http://blog.chachra.us/category/funny/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://blog.chachra.us</link> <description>Tivix, Technology, Django, Startups, Social Media</description> <lastBuildDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 05:31:45 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>How personalized search forces me to (re/de)learn</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2007/06/10/how-personalized-search-forces-me-to-redelearn/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2007/06/10/how-personalized-search-forces-me-to-redelearn/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:18:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Google]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[annoying]]></category> <category><![CDATA[personalization]]></category> <category><![CDATA[product management]]></category> <category><![CDATA[search]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stocks]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/2007/06/10/how-personalized-search-forces-me-to-redelearn/</guid> <description><![CDATA[So I know personalized search is hot and all. But how long do I have to be using the search (logged in as a user) for that engine to start personalizing results ?
Recently (last week or so) I noticed that search for TIVO on Google stopped returning their stock graph etc. at the top. It [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So I know personalized search is hot and all. But how long do I have to be using the search (logged in as a user) for that engine to start personalizing results ?</p><p>Recently (last week or so) I noticed that search for <a
href="http://www.google.com/search?q=tivo&amp;sourceid=mozilla2&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8">TIVO</a> on Google stopped returning their stock graph etc. at the top. It returned the TIVO <a
href="http://www.tivo.com/">website</a> instead as the top link, with an additional &#8220;Stock quote for TIVO&#8221; below it.</p><p>Now I&#8217;ve clicked that a few times, forced myself to search for &#8220;TIVO stock&#8221; instead to get what I want; but still Google hasn&#8217;t learnt that when I am searching for TIVO I am really looking for the stock ticker. What they have learnt of course is that &#8220;most&#8221; people when searching for TIVO (rightfully so) don&#8217;t want to know about its stock. How is that personalization? Thats just the law of averages being forced on me.</p><p>Please fix this, and the fact that the SERP shouldn&#8217;t keep changing on a weekly basis. Thanks!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2007/06/10/how-personalized-search-forces-me-to-redelearn/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Diwali gone global?</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/11/03/diwali-gone-global/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/11/03/diwali-gone-global/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:02:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[India]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Life in General]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/2006/11/03/diwali-gone-global/</guid> <description><![CDATA[So I had a great vacation recently to India and celebrated Diwali after a long time with friends and family. Diwali as many may know is the Hindu &#8220;festival of lights&#8221;. So why do I think Diwali has gone global:A call to American Express ended with a &#8220;&#8230; and wish you a very Happy Diwali&#8221;. [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>So I had a great vacation recently to India and celebrated <a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diwali">Diwali</a> after a long time with friends and family. Diwali as many may know is the Hindu &#8220;festival of lights&#8221;. So why do I think Diwali has gone global:</p><ul><li>A call to American Express ended with a &#8220;&#8230; and wish you a very Happy Diwali&#8221;. Alright the call center might have been in India (not sure), but still they must have been instructed to wish everyone, right?</li><li>Matt Cutts (the famous Google blogger) <a
href="http://www.mattcutts.com/blog/happy-diwali/">wishes</a> everyone on his blog! (OK, this one is lame)</li><li>Today an episode of <a
href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/">The Office</a> aired commemorating Diwali. More discussion on that <a
href="http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/003923.html">here</a>.</li></ul> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/11/03/diwali-gone-global/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Google bearish on GOOG ?</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/10/google-bearish-on-goog/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/10/google-bearish-on-goog/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 16:27:12 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Google]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stocks]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/10/google-bearish-on-goog/</guid> <description><![CDATA[For the record I am bullish on GOOG currently and own a small # (&#60; 10) of their stock. I got up this morning and typed GOOG on well Google and this is what I got back (can give quite a shock to the weak hearted!):Its still happening with some random numbers showing [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>For the record I am bullish on <a
href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&amp;s=GOOG">GOOG</a> currently and own a small # (&lt; 10) of their stock. I got up this morning and typed <a
href="http://www.google.com/search?hs=fWX&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&amp;q=goog&amp;btnG=Search">GOOG</a> on well <a
href="http://www.google.com" target="_blank">Google</a> and this is what I got back (can give quite a shock to the weak hearted!):</p><p><a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot1-2.jpeg"><img
src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot1-2-tm.jpg" height="100" width="291" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Screenshot1-2" /></a> <a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot-6.jpeg"><img
src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot-6-tm.jpg" height="100" width="280" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Screenshot-6" /></a><span
style="font-size:12pt"><br
/> </span><br
/> Its still happening with some random numbers showing in the Real-Time ECN. Surprisingly its happening with the GOOG ticker only. I guess their real time feed is messed up, or someone at Google has suddenly turned bearish on its stock! <img
src='http://blog.chachra.us/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/10/google-bearish-on-goog/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Jim Cramer effect</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/09/jim-cramer-effect/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/09/jim-cramer-effect/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:03:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stocks]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/09/jim-cramer-effect/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Today is an extremely good example of how Jim Cramer&#8217;s Mad Money effects after hours stock trading. He recommended Interactive Corp (IACI), ValuClick (VCLK) and Blue Nile Inc (NILE) and this is what happened to them after market closing:
Each of them up 3-4%. Cramer seems to have the power [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Today is an extremely good example of how Jim Cramer&#8217;s <em><a
href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Money">Mad Money</a></em> effects after hours stock trading. He recommended Interactive Corp (<a
href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&amp;s=IACI">IACI</a>), ValuClick (<a
href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&amp;s=VCLK">VCLK</a>) and Blue Nile Inc (<a
href="http://finance.yahoo.com/q?d=t&amp;s=NILE">NILE</a>) and this is what happened to them after market closing:</p><p><a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot6.jpeg"><img
src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot6-tm.jpg" height="100" width="181" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Screenshot6" /></a> <a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot4.jpeg"><img
src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot4-tm.jpg" height="100" width="180" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Screenshot4" /></a> <a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot5.jpeg"><img
src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/screenshot5-tm.jpg" height="100" width="178" border="1" hspace="4" vspace="4" alt="Screenshot5" /></a></p><p>Each of them up 3-4%. Cramer seems to have the power to move tech stocks like this every now and then, specially when he talks about the dotcom&#8217;s.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/08/09/jim-cramer-effect/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Faces of India</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/06/27/faces-of-india/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/06/27/faces-of-india/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:21:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[India]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/?p=42</guid> <description><![CDATA[A friend of mine sent an email which was meant to be a joke. The images are from here. Walls covered with Nike and Coke, an old man in a grocery shop full of Colgate toothpaste and a homeless man with a mastercard logo can. It did seem funny to me at first, but then [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>A friend of mine sent an email which was meant to be a joke. The images are from <a
target="_blank" href="http://funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=IND~198~1024">here</a>. Walls covered with Nike and Coke, an old man in a grocery shop full of Colgate toothpaste and a homeless man with a mastercard logo can. It did seem funny to me at first, but then got me thinking how India (like all countries??) has many faces. Progress in a democracy like India will be slow (at times), but hopefully steady and sustainable.</p><p><a
href="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/screenshot-4.jpeg"><img
align="left" alt="Screenshot-4" title="Screenshot-4" src="http://blog.chachra.us/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/screenshot-4-tm.jpg" /></a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/06/27/faces-of-india/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>33</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Complicated addresses in India?</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/02/12/complicated-addresses-in-india/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/02/12/complicated-addresses-in-india/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 22:11:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[India]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/?p=33</guid> <description><![CDATA[Why are addresses in India so complicated? This will surely prevent any useful mapping and/or GPS to take off &#8230;. despite  the large number of users who could potentially use it. MapMyIndia and VirtualIndia are the two stabs taken I know of.
As a good example one of my friends email signature used to read:
4th [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Why are addresses in India so complicated? This will surely prevent any useful mapping and/or GPS to take off &#8230;. despite  the large number of users who could potentially use it. <a
href="http://www.mapmyindia.com/">MapMyIndia</a> and <a
href="http://virtualindia.msresearch.in/">VirtualIndia</a> are the two stabs taken I know of.</p><p>As a good example one of my friends email signature used to read:</p><p><em>4th Floor, No. 31 Grape Garden, 6th Block, 17th H. Main<br
/> Koramangala &#8211; 560095, Karnataka, India</p><p></em>till he moved to New Delhi and now it reads:</p><p><em>Sapient Tower D&#38;E, DLF Cyber Greens,<br
/> DLF City Phase III, Sector 25A<br
/> Gurgaon 122002<br
/> </em></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2006/02/12/complicated-addresses-in-india/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Understanding the market</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/10/19/understanding-the-marketfinance/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/10/19/understanding-the-marketfinance/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:58:23 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/?p=25</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been taking keen interest in understanding how the stock market works since the last 4-5 months. Yes I watch Mad Money sometimes and yes I read &#8220;Jim Cramer&#8217;s Real Money: Sane Investing in an Insane World&#8221;. Its all very interesting and the market is supposed to behave in a somewhat predictable fashion (it usually [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>I&#8217;ve been taking keen interest in understanding how the stock market works since the last 4-5 months. Yes I watch <a
href="http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/CNBCTV/TV_Info/P108231.asp">Mad Money</a> sometimes and yes I read <a
href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=ws%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0743224892%2526tag=ws%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0743224892%25253FSubscriptionId=02ZH6J1W0649DTNS6002">&#8220;Jim Cramer&#8217;s Real Money: Sane Investing in an Insane World&#8221;</a>. Its all very interesting and the market is supposed to behave in a somewhat predictable fashion (it usually doesn&#8217;t!) etc.</p><p>What cracks me up (maybe its just me) sometimes is statements like these (Google has their third quarter earnings report tomorrow):</p><blockquote><p><span
style="color:#808080"><em>ANALYST TAKE: &#8220;We believe Google will report (third-quarter) results better than our expectations,</em></span><span
style="font-family:Arial;color:#808080;font-size:10pt"><em>&#8221; JPMorgan said in a client note last week. (</em></span>From <a
href="http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/051019/earns_preview_google.html?.v=1">here</a>)</p></blockquote><p>I mean if you &#8220;believe&#8221; something then why  should it be different from what you &#8220;expect&#8221;. If only someone could make me understand the difference?</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/10/19/understanding-the-marketfinance/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Highway warnings!</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/21/highway-warnings/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/21/highway-warnings/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:41:48 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[India]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/?p=22</guid> <description><![CDATA[This is as funny as it gets on any highway!
]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><a
href="http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/002255.html">This</a> is as funny as it gets on any highway!</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/21/highway-warnings/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bush wants to use the bathroom!</title><link>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/17/bush-wants-to-use-the-bathroom/</link> <comments>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/17/bush-wants-to-use-the-bathroom/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2005 18:07:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Sumit Chachra</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://blog.chachra.us/?p=21</guid> <description><![CDATA[Read about this here. For some reason this just cracked me up!
From Yahoo! News:U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p><span
style="font-size:10pt">Read about this </span><span
style="font-size:10pt"><a
href="http://egofood.blogspot.com/2005/09/i-gotta-pee-condi.html">here</a></span><span
style="font-size:10pt">. For some reason this just cracked me up!</p><p>From </span><span
style="font-size:10pt"><a
href="http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&amp;u=/050914/ids_photos_ts/r2587077477.jpg">Yahoo! News</a></span><span
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/> </em></span><span
style="font-family:Arial;color:#5f5f5f;font-size:10pt"><em>U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan&#8217;s vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking</em></span></p></blockquote> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://blog.chachra.us/2005/09/17/bush-wants-to-use-the-bathroom/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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